When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, and occasionally, a baby is generated. Science has known this for a long time. What science has not known is what happens when a unicorn crams his unsheathed hose into the loading slot of a Nintendo while reading "Infinite Jest." Not known until now, anyway.
My name is MC Copulation, and I am a genius sex rapper.
JUNE 2006:
Like manna from the very heavens, a limited-edition teaser EP has officially dropped.
These were made in support of a short tour, and the leftovers are huddled close to each other, begging to be purchased. You can slam one into your life for $6.50 PPD domestic US, $9.00 PPD foreign. The track listing is as follows:
1) A Self-Reflexive Anthem
2) Things I Can't Believe
3) MC Copulation at 88 MPH
4) Dinner At My Place
5) I Fucked A Computer
6) Sex (On My Trampoline)
The LP, Butt Award, is still forthcoming, as it has been lo these many long years. I still have a thing up at Myspace, and I am still eager to befriend you, if that is your wont.